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LAUGHTER GALORE By Dechen Lhadon

q Lady: “Is this my train?”
Station Master: “No, it belongs to the Railway Company.”
Lady: “Don’t be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Khandala.”
S.M.: “No ma’am, it’s too heavy.”

q After hearing that on of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office. “Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behaviour indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry to say that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around his neck.”
“Oh, he didn’t kill himself.” Mr. Haroldson replied, “I hung him up to dry.”

q A shopkeeper’s son had trouble with his eyes. He took the boy to an eye-specialist who operated upon and replaced the boy’s eyes with those donated by a minister.
A few days later after the operation, the doctor asked the father, “How’s your son doing?”
“He is fine,” replied the father, “but he keeps on gazing at a chair whenever he finds one.”

LITTLE FACTS N’ FIGURES about my school;

Our junior school library was built in memory of Miss Lena Sloegedal Paulsen of Norway. Many of the books on the shelves are donated from Mrs.Long.

We have 1419 total students as on August 20, 2005
We have 78 school faculty members.
We have 30 homes and 30 mothers, each home can hold average 35 children.
We have three hostels .

Admission and out going student - 2005
Admission student:-244
Girls 155, Boys- 89
Out going;-237
Boys 103 , Girls134